I decided to change the title of this journal, in order to attract a better class of visitor. I will be sure to let you know of the resulting success. No more fat bastards for me.
Boggins, I refuse to accept your advice. I have just had my first visit from someone who searched for "enormous norks", and who was responsible for that eh?
I need a much better class of visitor here.
Huge melons. Throbbing Organ. Spasm. Goatse. Winona Ryder in lezza threesome. Barnet Football Club. Hillary in '08! John Prescott frottage rumour. Should get you some more hits...
:)
You see, all you cynics, it worked! Melissa has come out in support of me. Can you get "a better class of visitor" than Mel, who lists her interests as peasant-hunting, underwater crocquet, and apologising for being employed by Bozza. Educated at Roedean and the People's University of Nanking, Melissa gained a PhD in Proctology, and hopes for world peace.
On the other hand, the strange being who found his way to my site by typing the words "sex with fat aunt" into google is probably not the sort of audience member I am looking to attract.
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