I posted the following on Boris's site, after he posted an article claiming responsibility for the outcome of the US election.

Laugh? I nearly voted for UKIP. If only I had children I could look forward to the day that I dangled my grandchildren on my knee and told them about Boris supporting George Bush, the playground bully who assumed the role of leader of the free world, and yet had no sense of responsibility for either the planet itself or its inhabitants. How they would have giggled when I told them that Boris had suggested that we get behind some prat who was even more of a warmonger and moron than Reagan.
I would have told them about Boris - the pied piper of the age of selfishness, who would have led all his followers to Armageddon, if only his turgid little journal had a readership of more than seven.
Sorry if this little message lacks much warmth and humour, it's just that I don't feel that the world is a warm and humourous place with the button in the hands of Dubya. It would be better left on a bus, or guarded by a bunch of inquisitive chimps.

Next time, back to the usual drivel.

i take it that you are slightly disturbed about the outcome of the US elections. well hey, join the club.

*gloats*
Neener, neener, neeeeener!



Neener!

(Aren't you glad the fate of the world is in the hands of mature people like me?)

Thanks Adam.
Now you just stay here for now, while the rest of us play "Guess the twat".

I am finally figuring out this Boris guy...and vomitting.

Dang, who is it?

And one a more dignified note, I must add:
"Neener"

Okay, Ken. Could you please step back in the building? I am having a wit fiend.:o

Now look what you've done Ken. Your haranguing of the poor man has forced him into some illicit relationship, to lie to his boss and to lose his job.

I hope you're happy.

That was me.

I would just like to make it clear that I did not have an illicit relationship with Boris. I insisted that I would only do what he suggested on condition of a lasting relationship.
If only it were that easy to see off the Tories. I have been trying for years with no success, and now they appear to be doing it themselves.
I was in Mansfield yesterday, old chap, admiring the view of the football ground from Berry Hill Road, among other things, duck.

Ok, now, are you back or not? no post but a comment. You are a tease. hee hee

Blimey, Mansfield eh? Have you had all your jabs?

I trust you were on top of the hill then when viewing the ground from Berry Hill Road. See, we do have our posh bits.

Come on you Stags.