The BBC tell me:
"Bolton fine El Hadji-Diouf two weeks' wages for spitting. More soon"
I look forward to that no end. I know that the typical professional footballer is not a Mensa candidate, but one would have thought that he had learned his lesson.
The BBC are always doing this, particularly in their news broadcasts:
"A man is arrested for possession of 5,000 amphetamine tablets. Mike Moron has more."
Other ambiguous headlines from the BBC news site today.
"Bravery honour of lifeboat mother".
I hope she had an epidural.
"Sir Edmund blasts US road to pole."
Now that commonwealth heroes are being reported as being involved in terrrorism, I suppose we can look forward to Twatto's attention. Watch out New Zealand, you are obviously first. I just wonder whether Mr Bush could be persuaded to raze Loughborough. I think he owes us something.
2 insight(s) from (a) great sage(s).
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