My old pal Boris has published an article on his site about cycling legislation. Someone has thoughtfully provided a photograph of him engaged in this pastime, by means of illustration.
Fortunately, there was no such illustration to accompany his views on Mr Blunkett's predicament.
Here is the comment I posted on the cycling controversy.

While endorsing everything that Mr Johnson so wisely advocates, I would hesitate to allow complete freedom to the cyclist, as there are some very dodgy characters around. Someone has kindly inserted a photograph of one such predatory male at the head of this article. Are our womenfolk safe when such people are at large? This man is obviously unaware of the effect he is having on passing females, who are in danger of becoming highly aroused at the sight of him, leading to anything from swooning to throwing themselves in a sexual frenzy in front of traffic. I suggest that legislation is introduced to force sex gods to cover themselves with large brown paper bags (with eye holes, obviously) when cycling in public. Being heterosexual by nature (although I must confess to experiencing a strange sensation in my stomach when viewing this picture), I can not help with deciding the criteria that determines which cyclists are subject to this ruling. Perhaps it would only be fair if it were applied to all.
I hope this helps.

I detect a hint of jealousy here, which is strange coming from someone who SUPPOSEDLY looks like Orlando Bloom. Could it be that you are not being quite honest with your readers?:(

You have found my Achilles' heel, old friend. I have been seething with envy these last 2 years, wishing that I was a thicko Tory airhead with a track record of shagging repulsive women.
However, I feel a certain irony in someone who fashions themselves as being the son of the great Julius, suggesting that my sobriquet is lacking in veracity.

A point well made, but I still think you "have issues" about this subject.:)

My eyes are branded with the mental picture of women sexualy assulting cars in the wake of this cycling titan of hotness. I'm going to crawl home now and try to forget...

i'm too drunk to comment.

it's sometimes the best way.

On the "Dan light": Is that a walnut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? We all knew Boris was small, but now we know how small.

While on the subject of "recently updated journals"... Seasonal Disorder thingy, obviously.
Giant Norks.