The totally inconsequential outpourings of an Orlando Bloom look alike or the greatest journal since Pepys

Hell's bells and buckets of blood, we don't need anymore web journals

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:37:06 +0000

http://vicusscurra.blogspot.com/ I am moving over there to get away from the spammers.

Bugger it

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 01:45:59 +0000

I have suspended posting to this journal until I find another weblog service that can deal with spam, or Bravenet manage to figure out how to fix the problem. I am...

A big thank you to all of my friends

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:14:52 +0000

Thank you, in particular to Boggins: http://bogginses.blogspot.com Who is responsible for my appearing 139th on the list of sites recommended by Google for those searching...

Be patient, Mrs Trellis

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:21:26 +0000

Just in case anyone out there was wondering about lack of movement in this vicinity. 1) I have not had any inspiration to compose for some time. 2) I am pissed off with...

Empty your wallets

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 01:01:16 +0000

The following charities are accepting donations to the earthquake appeal. ...

Clarification - again

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 19:12:30 +0000

My friends at the BBC persist in using misleading headlines. The latest example "Wasps thrown out of cup" needs explanation for the many foreign visitors (a Mrs Trellis of...

Humbug

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:15:26 +0000

Has anyone noticed the similarity between the actors Jack Nicholson and David Jason? I shall be looking forward to a Christmas edition of “The Darling Buds of May”,...

I just cannot leave my Johnson alone

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:05:53 +0000

My old pal Boris has published an article on his site about cycling legislation. Someone has thoughtfully provided a photograph of him engaged in this pastime, by means of...

Keats never had this problem

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 12:19:03 +0000

I submitted my contribution to proudofbritain.org some 2 weeks ago, but so far it has not appeared on the site. I am disappointed, and will be considering my voting options at...

Seasonal competition

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 03:52:26 +0000

Two officers suspended after shooting dead unarmed man allowed to go back to work This lovely little headline from the BBC news web site poses a few questions. Why did the...

Things I wish I hadn't done

Thu, 9 Dec 2004 00:25:08 +0000

There was an appalling programme on BBC the other evening that was the culmination of a childrens’ spelling competition. I caught the end of it.Like ‘Junior Mastermind’,...

The season for sharing

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 10:19:30 +0000

I have temporarily disabled my tag board, because it was being spammed by some folk from a third rate purveyor of cancer inducing slimming pills. As a proponent of tolerance,...

This is the BBC Home Service

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 03:30:31 +0000

The BBC tell me: "Bolton fine El Hadji-Diouf two weeks' wages for spitting. More soon" I look forward to that no end. I know that the typical professional footballer is...

Hands across the sea

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:56:29 +0000

For the benefit of all of my readers, but in particular those dumb enough to elect twatto (Hi Adam, how are you?), I thought it would be helpful to explain the workings of...

Even with this dullard, we will never have a head of state as stupid as Bush.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 12:09:37 +0000

Even more preposterous than Bozza, is my old pal, Charlie Windsor.

If

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:51:36 +0000

My friends at BBC news have announced that “Head teachers in England could gain powers to tackle pupils carrying weapons.” This measure is long overdue, although what...

Yes, I know I am overdue for a new post here.

Sat, 6 Nov 2004 01:48:33 +0000

I posted the following on Boris's site, after he posted an article claiming responsibility for the outcome of the US election. Laugh? I nearly voted for UKIP. If only I had...

Upgrading

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:35:20 +0000

I decided to change the title of this journal, in order to attract a better class of visitor. I will be sure to let you know of the resulting success. No more fat bastards...

Anyone fancy a quick Kiribati?

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 02:54:25 +0000

I was surprised to hear on Radio 5 (usually so reliable) that 6 men had been found guilty of sexual assault on a remote Pacific Island. I say, let them alone, unless the...

Clarification

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:06:43 +0000

My mother in law and father in law have gone to India for a while. Just so that you all know: 1) There is NO significance in the timing of this visit. 2) As far as I am...